George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode 10

Detective Dudelman:  Good afternoon Spiderman, I’m Detective Dudelman.  I’d like permission to speak with George Clooney.

Spiderman:  I don't believe I know the man.

Dudelle:  Well George Clooney, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #9

Spiderman:  I have to tell you George Clooney, this is NOT looking good for you.

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Geroge Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #8

Dudelle #1:  Thanks for the advice Spiderman.

Spiderman:  Thanks for the popcorn Dudelle.

Dudelle #2:   As you can see, I'm in no shape to drive.

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #7

Dudelle #1:  Come along George Clooney, my popcorn is getting cold.

Spiderman:  Hey George Clooney, you might want to see this first.

Dudelle #2:   I need some time alone.

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #6

Dudelle #1:  George Clooney, would you like to taste my popcorn?

George Clooney:  You know that feeling you get when you're about to do something that you know you shouldn't do?

Spiderman:  Wait George Clooney, don't move.  I'm checking her Facebook Page right now!

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #5

Dudelles:   Is that him?  Oh.... he's cuuuuute.  Hey George Clooney, look over here!

Spiderman:   They've been waiting for you, George Clooney, since early this morning.  I warned you this would happen if you broke up with your super-hot Italian girlfriend.

George Clooney:  I wonder if that popcorn is fresh.

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #3

Small Dudes (screeching): George Clooney!!!  George Clooney!!!

Dude #1:   Girls! Girls!    Stop bothering George Clooney. 

Dude #2:  New tie George Clooney?

George Clooney:  What! No pepperoni?

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George Clooney, Man on the Street, Episode #2

George Clooney: Like, Dude, really?  You guys ate all the pizza?  Serious?  I’ve been sweatin' my ass all day in a six by six cubicle while you freaks sit out on the street corner playing video games and coming up with bright ideas that will turn you into gazillionaires;  and you can’t even save me a slice.

What’s the matter with kids today ?

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